ziggystarbucks: whatever at least I don’t smoke marinara
I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be...– Walter Bishop (via rosettes)
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
So there's only one channel in this motel,
handaxe: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away
Heart it Races - As Played By Dr Dog →
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that...– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via coolgrandpa)
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it.