Rocket's [Random Pops]

ziggystarbucks: whatever at least I don’t smoke marinara

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:08:04 -0400

whatever at least I don’t smoke marinara

"I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:20 -0400

“I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes.”

- Walter Bishop (via rosettes)

teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:57:16 -0400

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

So there's only one channel in this motel,

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:52:40 -0400

handaxe:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

Every time.

birdandmoon: A new goofy thing about the wild turkeys I’ve seen...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:48:20 -0400

birdandmoon:

A new goofy thing about the wild turkeys I’ve seen (and heard) this spring. Here’s this comic on my site.

Thanks for your comments on my last post — so interesting!

laughingsquid: Behind the Scenes Photos From ‘Star Wars:...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:48:07 -0400

laughingsquid:

Behind the Scenes Photos From ‘Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back’

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:46:22 -0400

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:44:01 -0400

pleatedjeans: via

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:20:15 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:30:01 -0400

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

laughingsquid: The Globetrotting Street Art of Julien Malland

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:38:39 -0400

laughingsquid:

The Globetrotting Street Art of Julien Malland

gastrogirl: southern strawberry cake.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:07:33 -0400

gastrogirl:

southern strawberry cake.

pbs-food: Don’t mess with Julia.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:03:48 -0400

pbs-food:

Don’t mess with Julia.

Heart it Races - As Played By Dr Dog

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:01:58 -0400

Heart it Races - As Played By Dr Dog:

(love)

eatsleepdraw: This is my Party Bear:) Roarrrrr

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:38:09 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

This is my Party Bear:) Roarrrrr

galasai: Peter Sutherland On Tumblr

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:37:29 -0400

galasai:

Peter Sutherland

On Tumblr

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:36:03 -0400

"I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come..."

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:28:35 -0400

“

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

”

- David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via coolgrandpa)

thedailywhat: Prank Artist of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:35:27 -0400

thedailywhat:

Prank Artist of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News Goes to Coachella

You’ve probably never heard of these Coachella-goers’ favorite bands, because they are too obscure to even exist! In the latest segment of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News,” concert-goers at this year’s Coachella music festival are caught pretending to be fans of made-up band names, including our favorites “Get the F**k Out of My Pool,” “Regis and the Philbins” and “The Chelsea Clintons.”

laughingsquid: Stoopid Tall, A 14-Foot-Tall Bicycle

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:23:01 -0400

laughingsquid:

Stoopid Tall, A 14-Foot-Tall Bicycle